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Monday, January 26, 2015
1596. I myth my old hometown
A rascal's girlfriend down in Ada Said, "Show me just what you are made o'." So he dressed like a swan, Took her out on the lawn And then screwed her as if she were Leda.
Pop. about 17K, I was born and reared (not that way) in Ada.