A woman who lives outside Fitzhugh
Won't ever let out her small Shih Tzu
So should you come to call
Be prepared for a fall
When she opens the door the smell hits you.
Tiny Fitzhugh has 258 persons.
A Bartlesville person's a Bartian
The ones I've met prob'ly weren't Martian
But I have known a few
Whose bodies were pewwww!
They should have used soap when a'washin'.
It's true -- some Okies pronounce wash as warsh.
Bartlesville, pop. 39K, is home to Phillips 66.
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