Saturday, January 24, 2015

1592-1593. Two stinkers

A woman who lives outside Fitzhugh
Won't ever let out her small Shih Tzu
So should you come to call
Be prepared for a fall
When she opens the door the smell hits you.

Tiny Fitzhugh has 258 persons.

A Bartlesville person's a Bartian
The ones I've met prob'ly weren't Martian
But I have known a few
Whose bodies were pewwww!
They should have used soap when a'washin'.

It's true -- some Okies pronounce wash as warsh. 
Bartlesville, pop. 39K, is home to Phillips 66.

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