Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
1589. Baleful result to boll you over
There once was a lassie from Lawton Who plugged up her coozie with cotton This kept her from flowing But germs began growing Which soon turned her uterus rotten.
At 100,000, Lawton is our 5th largest city and is home to Ft. Sill.