Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Friday, January 23, 2015
1591. Quick kick or "Shoe, you!"
A salesman attempted to fuck a Shopkeeper down in Wapanucka She sold boots and shoes And was quick to refuse Him by kicking his nuts with her chukka.
WAH-puh-NUCK-uh has 876 soles (that's 438 souls.)