Tuesday, January 6, 2015

1574. Had she had a Transylvanian transfusion?

Mrs. Horowitz always grew paler
When Vladimir's pecker would nail 'er
Her blood needed plasma
But mainly, her asthma
Would make her beg, "Vlad, the inhaler!"

Wanda Horowitz was also the daughter of conductor Arturo Toscanini.

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