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Tuesday, January 6, 2015
1574. Had she had a Transylvanian transfusion?
Mrs. Horowitz always grew paler When Vladimir's pecker would nail 'er Her blood needed plasma But mainly, her asthma Would make her beg, "Vlad, the inhaler!"
Wanda Horowitz was also the daughter of conductor Arturo Toscanini.