Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, January 16, 2015
1584. Reticent roué
An expert young cocksman named Steadham Spends his life wooing girls just to bed 'em When one comes to his room Conversations don't loom He has only two words to say: "Spread em!"