Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, January 19, 2015
1587. No spindly spindle
There once was a man from McAlester Whose dong was as strong as a baluster It pleased his wife greatly When he'd get inflate-ly And she'd nearly faint when he phallused 'er. McAlester is home to the Oklahoma State Penitentiary.