That marvelous wit, Dorothy Parker, may have inspired this one:
There was an old fellow of Pittwood
Who never was able to shit good.
He'd leave small deposits
On shelves and in closets,
As a very small pup or a kit would.
Her poem, Despair in Chelsea, reads
Osbert Sitwell
Is unable to evacuate his bowels properly
His brother, Sacheverell,
Doubts if he ever'll.
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