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Monday, September 22, 2014
1469. Dongo drummer
An oddball percussionist, Mick, Was born with a split in his dick He went to the Congo And learned to play bongo Drums with his bifurcated prick.
That anatomical trait is the norm in many marsupials and, according to Fork Lore, in males from the planet Vulcan. "Dive long, and propagate!"
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