Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
1463. Encumbered slumber
I wish I could sleep through the night But all old guys, I hear, share my plight My bladder won't last And I cannot pee fast Though it helps if I go to bed tight.