Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
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Thursday, September 4, 2014
1453. Clap dance?
There once was a good lookin' stripper Whose pubes were all shaved by a clipper Like Lady Godiva She'd bring on saliva And fuck after hours if you'd tip 'er.