Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, September 21, 2014
1468. Zonked when I wrote this
Don't hit your girl's car with a conch The shell might impart a bad bonk Though it has lovely nacre It's liable to make 'er Run over you without a honk.