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Saturday, September 27, 2014
1475. Perhaps why they're called stones
A man with the mumps, name of Leach Let his illness get clear out of reach Suffered pain in his back From the nuts in his sac Which had swollen to weigh one stone each!
(In the UK, a weight of 'one stone' equals 14 pounds.)