Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, September 11, 2014
OP156. The reason why he never wore pants
Claimed a reprobate Pekin named Don:
“My old Daisy ain’t all I’ve been on. While there’s not hardly any
As good as Miss Minnie,
My favorite is Bambi, the fawn.”