Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, September 12, 2014
1459. Ben Dover and take it
Elevator sales might leave you miffed If, on a huge bid, you got stiffed Suppose that the POTUS Demanded, "just Otis" But you sold the brand "Schindler's Lift?"
POTUS is an acronym for President of the United States.