Saturday, April 12, 2014

PD136-138 And then...

The word 'til appears in each of these...
There was a young man from St. Paul's
Who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's "
'Til he grew such a passion
For feminine fashion
That he knitted a snood for his balls.


There was a young girl from Edina,
Who shoved avians up her vagina
As much as she pleased,
'Til one day, she sneezed --
Out popped three toucans and a mynah!


There was a young man in Schenectady
And he found it quite hard to erect, said he
'Til he took an injection
For deficient erection
Which in just the desired way effected he.

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