As we strolled 'long the banks of the Tagus*
A Scotsman showed up with some haggis**
He offered us some
But we were not dumb
It was obvious he meant to gag us.
* A river in Portugal and Spain
** The national dish of Scotland -- a mix of oatmeal, spices and sheep's heart, liver and lungs chopped and wrapped up in a sheep stomach...yucchhh!
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