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Sunday, April 6, 2014
1294. So why the slang name?
A rooster could not be deterred From trying to bugger a bird He slipped his long lizard Clear up to its gizzard... Wait! Cocks don't have dicks -- how absurd! Feel free to chant a clear "Booooo!" for this one.
Thanks, Okie. Cloaca secrecy, indeed! Bet you can't find a true rhyme for that word...
As you know, I don't do these for a lark so am always glad when you pluckers applaud my fowl attempts at humor. Feathermore, the future would look beak without any readers/commenters.
That limerick belongs under a cloaca of secrecy.
ReplyDeleteBut if I laugh any harder at your play on chanticleer, alouette my pants.
Thanks, Okie. Cloaca secrecy, indeed! Bet you can't find a true rhyme for that word...
ReplyDeleteAs you know, I don't do these for a lark so am always glad when you pluckers applaud my fowl attempts at humor. Feathermore, the future would look beak without any readers/commenters.