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Monday, April 14, 2014
1302. Conservative lass
There once was a woman from Pest Who possessed only one tiny breast. No left, just a right Still, her pussy was tight So no guy gave a damn 'bout her chest.
Danube, Mr. Limericist, for forgetting about your previous poetic placement of Pest! (It may well be included already among your 1300 lisztings.) I repeat it here:
There once was a Magyar from Pest Who delighted in chewing on breast. . But a young maid from Buda . With teeth like a 'cuda Bit back, and the lad detumesced!
That last word, if it did not send you scrambling for a dictionary, should have left you rolling in the floor.
And, yes, you pronunciation mavens, we realize that Pest has been anglicized, -- that it should be said as "pesched" -- but that sounds fishy to moi.
It is true, the Magyar DID appear -- way back on October 19. 2011 as #278. Now, I could have let my one-boobed lass hail from Brest, but then I'd have had a homophone rhyme.
If you want, I'll change line 1 to read
There once was a gal from Trieste...
However, then I'd have to wop you up side of the head for pestering me.
Danube, Mr. Limericist, for forgetting about your previous poetic placement of Pest! (It may well be included already among your 1300 lisztings.) I repeat it here:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a Magyar from Pest
Who delighted in chewing on breast.
. But a young maid from Buda
. With teeth like a 'cuda
Bit back, and the lad detumesced!
That last word, if it did not send you scrambling for a dictionary, should have left you rolling in the floor.
And, yes, you pronunciation mavens, we realize that Pest has been anglicized, -- that it should be said as "pesched" -- but that sounds fishy to moi.
It is true, the Magyar DID appear -- way back on October 19. 2011 as #278. Now, I could have let my one-boobed lass hail from Brest, but then I'd have had a homophone rhyme.
ReplyDeleteIf you want, I'll change line 1 to read
There once was a gal from Trieste...
However, then I'd have to wop you up side of the head for pestering me.