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Wednesday, April 16, 2014
1304. Thai a yellow ribbon?
A man heard a doc south of Burma Had a sure way to make his dick firma This cure of Old Siam's Has made his like Priam's, All wrinkles are gone from its derma.
Embarrassed here... I was actually thinking of Priapus, not Priam, when I wrote this one. Whoever said, "It's hard getting old" was wrong. I'm also soft in the head.
But what the Hecuba -- a myth is as good as a moyel.
King Priam favored Trojans, and he was hung like a horse. But then he got hung up on a Horse...
ReplyDeleteEmbarrassed here... I was actually thinking of Priapus, not Priam, when I wrote this one. Whoever said, "It's hard getting old" was wrong. I'm also soft in the head.
ReplyDeleteBut what the Hecuba -- a myth is as good as a moyel.