There once was a whore from Carlisle
Who would screw any guy for a whisle
Then a man came along
With a prosthetic dong
'Twas the first time she'd said, "Not my stisle."
And whenever johns came up from Swaffham
They'd reach for their hats and they'd doff 'em
She thought it was cute
That they'd give this salute
But she'd charge just as much when she'd boff 'em.
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