My bermuda front lawn must be mowed
The runners are into the road
I wish I could wait
'Cause my health ain't that great
But it's time that I reap what I've sowed.
I refer to my winter weight gain
Though I should have gone jogging, I've lain
On the couch watching flicks,
Eating peppermint sticks,
After mowing I'll suffer much pain.
My house cannot look like a tenement
I'll mow the front -- please show some sen'iment
And cut me some slack
For not mowing the back,
I'll do it once I've rubbed in liniment.
No comments:
Post a Comment