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Friday, September 13, 2013
OP124. Pasta sauce soon to follow
Prego, perhaps?
There once was a couple named Sweeney He licked clit while she sucked on his weenie And her crabs, they joined hands And made sixty-nine strands You could say it was cunnilinguini.
Excellent work, Dave, but based on the way the Sweeneys have sex, I doubt "Prego" will be the sauce brand. I'm guessing she will remain on the Rag(ewwww)u...
Great to see you posting a lot again. Keep 'em coming!
p.s. In line 4, I think "... sixty nine strands" would have been funnier. Regardless, "cunnilinguini" is hilarious!
I only included the weenie bit because I needed a rhyme, but since it's there I may as well pull it together, like her crabs. If they're doing 69 I might as well use it. Thanks.
Excellent work, Dave, but based on the way the Sweeneys have sex, I doubt "Prego" will be the sauce brand. I'm guessing she will remain on the Rag(ewwww)u...
ReplyDeleteGreat to see you posting a lot again. Keep 'em coming!
p.s. In line 4, I think "... sixty nine strands" would have been funnier. Regardless, "cunnilinguini" is hilarious!
Perhaps. I'll make that edit now.
ReplyDeleteI only included the weenie bit because I needed a rhyme, but since it's there I may as well pull it together, like her crabs. If they're doing 69 I might as well use it. Thanks.