Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
1135. Unsound on the mound
My team has a left-handed flinger Whose ex-girlfriend gave him the finger Fucked a right-handed pitcher Which made Lefty ditch 'er He's pissed and each game, yields a dinger. "Dinger" is baseball slang for a home run.