Tuesday, September 17, 2013

1137. I promise not to*

As a sweet young thing nibbled my knob
I felt it beginning to throb
Now she is forlorner
'Cause I didn't warn her

'Fore filling her cheeks with my gob.

* The three biggest lies in the world are
"I love you," "The check is in the mail," and "I promise not to come in your mouth."

4 comments:

  1. Oh, Mr. Limericist, you have such a way with sementics.

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  2. If you'll keep sperming me on, I'll keep 'em coming as I'm not quite spent yet...

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  3. Damn! I thought those were some fairly spunky comments... :-)

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