Tuesday, September 17, 2013

1137. I promise not to*

As a sweet young thing nibbled my knob
I felt it beginning to throb
Now she is forlorner
'Cause I didn't warn her

'Fore filling her cheeks with my gob.

* The three biggest lies in the world are
"I love you," "The check is in the mail," and "I promise not to come in your mouth."


  1. Oh, Mr. Limericist, you have such a way with sementics.

  2. If you'll keep sperming me on, I'll keep 'em coming as I'm not quite spent yet...

  3. Damn! I thought those were some fairly spunky comments... :-)