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Thursday, September 19, 2013
1139. Pedal to the meddle
A nasty old bastard with wile Rides a bike while in search of a chile Each kid that he catches He buggers and lech-es The headline? "Cops Seek Pedalphile"
The catch-phrase for Paul Hogan's X-rated sequel, "Pedophile Dundee," would be, "I'll slip another Ken on the Barbie for ya."
ReplyDeleteOoh, ooh! A line from that film could be, "That's not a naif."
ReplyDeleteOr maybe our bishop friend has a bike.
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