Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Sunday, September 1, 2013
1125. Rubyought to be her name
Khayyam kind of proud of that title...
A mid-eastern rascal named Ali Picked up a young miss and did dally With loaf, jug, and her And when he stroked her fur, She let him slip into her valley.
Mr. Limericist, you (and Ali for that matter, since he got 'way past first base) have hit a 'omar with that one.
ReplyDeleteI can barley contain myself in writing...
ReplyDeleteIt was easy to hit an omer 'cause you threw me an ephah pitch.