Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, September 8, 2013
1130. Doubly premature
As after my quarry I crept My heart in my chest fairly leapt! It made me so squirrely My gun went off early -- At hunting and sex I'm inept.