Friday, September 20, 2013

1140. Can't uranium in rather than killing 'em?

A chemistry prof (judge and jury)
Had students who brought him to fury.
Took them off to the stadium
And killed 'em with radium
In honor of Madame M. Curie.

2 comments:

  1. The prof would probably just boron in his classes.

    And now the copper will cesium. He'll be lead into jail where he'll repeatedly sulfur getting his arsenicked.

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  2. Here's a possible conversation between another prisoner and our chem. prof (who sodium will never die):

    "You sili con, why are you carbon the number of days left to serve on your cell wall? And those students you killed -- why did you barium in the stadium? Now no one will take a neon the football field."

    "It's none of your bismuth."

    "Well, it's a f'argon conclusion that you'll never be released unless there's a radon the warden's office. You will zinc into oblivion."

    "Yes, hard to escape... all these steel bars. How iron-ic."

    Ed. note: By this time, pun-haters can hardly stannous.

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