Thursday, September 19, 2013

1139. Pedal to the meddle

A nasty old bastard with wile
Rides a bike while in search of a chile
Each kid that he catches
He buggers and lech-es
The headline?  "Cops Seek Pedalphile"

3 comments:

  1. The catch-phrase for Paul Hogan's X-rated sequel, "Pedophile Dundee," would be, "I'll slip another Ken on the Barbie for ya."

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  2. Ooh, ooh! A line from that film could be, "That's not a naif."

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  3. Or maybe our bishop friend has a bike.

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