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Thursday, December 29, 2011
461. Chaise Longue
I'd like to come up with a song,
Teaching folks that "chase lounge" is just wrong.
Next time at the pool
Show the hosts you're no fool,
And properly say it "shez long."
It's a losing battle. Advertisements all spell it "lounge" (well, perhaps not in France!)