Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, December 12, 2011
415. What a jerk!
A boy with a tic, name of Mitch,
Was convinced that his life was a bitch.
He just couldn't stay still
So when eating, he'd spill
Many spoons-full because of his twitch.