Wednesday, December 21, 2011

438-440. Mouths to feed

There once was a fellow named Nieman,
Whose girlfriend would swallow his semen.
The guy never lacked
Any joy from this act
And, in fact, would just lay there a-beamin'.


A female boxer named Flo,
Some sexual things didn't know.
One night a man caught her
And rapidly taught her
To give him a short glans-ing blow.


A sorority senior named Reed,
Could be called to fulfill any need.
And it should be noted
The frat boys all voted
Her "Girl To Most Likely Suck Seed."

2 comments:

  1. Anyone who doesn't think that these three are classic needs to have his/her head examined. Great job Mr. Limericist!!

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