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Tuesday, December 20, 2011
435. Sufferin' Sazeracs!
A crazed drunken driver named Alice,
Drank much green liqueur from a chalice.
D.U.I. in a stupor
She killed a state trooper,
Her lawyer pled "Absinthe of malice."