Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Friday, December 23, 2011
444. 'Snot my best
A raging young rascal named Jim,
Tried to enter a virgin's snug quim.
But, try as he might,
It was just too damned tight
('Til he lathered his dick with some phlegm.)