Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
430. Tix prix
The Russian named Evgeny Kissin,
Is a pianist worth giving a listen.
But at his ticket prices
You may have a crisis
And wind up with no pot to piss in.