Saturday, December 17, 2011

428-429. Missing parts

There once was a blind man named Lake,
Whose eyeballs were totally fake.
Still, he was quite deft
At finding the cleft
Of a girl with his old one-eyed snake.


A crusty old sergeant named Sam,
Lost his dick over in Viet Nam.
'Twas caused by a Ho
(It was not Chi Minh, though)
With a badly-diseased bearded clam.

2 comments:

  1. Two gems! I'm still laughing about Lake's snake.

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  2. The one eyed snake line I had never heard before. Perfect!! Did you hear it elsewhere or is it original?? Good time to "insert it" in any case.

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