Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, April 9, 2016
2054. A stand-up guy
I drove out to a farm to get laid Having heard 'bout their hot-to-trot maid But my eyesight is failing; As I began flailing That piece of ass suddenly brayed.