Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, April 3, 2016
2047. "Beavery careful"
The girls' school dean never delayed Saying this to each incoming maid, "When on dates, use a tether To keep thighs together, Ensuring they cannot be splayed."