Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, April 4, 2016
2048. Epee back for his rapier wit
One afternoon, while feeling bored, A fencer did something untoward He chose his best foil (Thought he'd be his own mohel) And gored his poor dick with the sword.