Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Friday, December 25, 2015
OP231. Well worth it
Merry Christmas, everyone! Since I fucked his wife, Santa was mocking By the gift that he left in my stocking For I find that it is Encrusted with jizz I was bad, so it isn't that shocking.
I was wondering when you were gonna share your talent here again, David! Glad you've returned and this one and OP232 are both laudable.
I feel compelled to share my north pole experience:
I know what you mean re: Frau Claus Before fucking me, she used her jaws Then she left a memento My back has pimiento- Like stripes from old Mrs. Claus' claws.
I was wondering when you were gonna share your talent here again, David! Glad you've returned and this one and OP232 are both laudable.
ReplyDeleteI feel compelled to share my north pole experience:
I know what you mean re: Frau Claus
Before fucking me, she used her jaws
Then she left a memento
My back has pimiento-
Like stripes from old Mrs. Claus' claws.