Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Sunday, December 13, 2015
1924. An un-inveigled virgin?
"Why is it that you act so vain And refuse me a screw to obtain? It's hard to get naughty With someone so haughty Do tell -- have you ever been lain?" (I know, it's 'laid.')