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Tuesday, December 22, 2015
1932. Scion of Hooker Chemicals?
Near Niagara, a whore who's named Sal Will not douche, she's a filthy old gal She has no solution To clean the pollution That dwells in her foul Love Canal.
I hope you don't mind me riding on your creative 'coat tails,' but your verse inspired me to write something similar...
A gigolo fellow named Decker Would not clean his over-used pecker Married women he'd tease Give them all his disease You could say that he was a home-wrecker.
I hope you don't mind me riding on your creative 'coat tails,' but your verse inspired me to write something similar...
ReplyDeleteA gigolo fellow named Decker
Would not clean his over-used pecker
Married women he'd tease
Give them all his disease
You could say that he was a home-wrecker.
S.H.