Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Friday, December 25, 2015
OP232. No hoof on your roof
It's realized - Santa's worst fear The reindeer are striking this year Fatigue was a factor So he bought a tractor For nothing can run like a Deere.