Friday, December 25, 2015

OP231. Well worth it

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Since I fucked his wife, Santa was mocking
By the gift that he left in my stocking
For I find that it is
Encrusted with jizz
I was bad, so it isn't that shocking.

1 comment:

  1. I was wondering when you were gonna share your talent here again, David! Glad you've returned and this one and OP232 are both laudable.

    I feel compelled to share my north pole experience:

    I know what you mean re: Frau Claus
    Before fucking me, she used her jaws
    Then she left a memento
    My back has pimiento-
    Like stripes from old Mrs. Claus' claws.