I suppose it's time I posted it.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
Allegedly, the first Nantucket limerick was completely clean and composed by a Princeton man in 1902...
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
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