Well, I played and it could have been worse
Didn't die so no need for a hearse
Though my muscles were stiff
I did not ever whiff*,
You could say that my backswing was terse!
*I got an email invite on Christmas to play 12/26. I replied and said, 'I'll be there but must I count my whiffs?'
He wrote back, 'They're now called FISH. You swing, you miss, you say 'Fuck! It's Still Here!'
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