Saturday, December 27, 2014

1565. Golf is a 4-letter word

Well, I played and it could have been worse
Didn't die so no need for a hearse
Though my muscles were stiff
I did not ever whiff*,

You could say that my backswing was terse!

*I got an email invite on Christmas to play 12/26.  I replied and said, 'I'll be there but must I count my whiffs?'
He wrote back, 'They're now called FISH.  You swing, you miss, you say 'Fuck! It's Still Here!'

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