A virginal frat boy named Lew
Couldn't get any coed to screw
Fantasized 'bout a liplock
While filling his whipsock
From toe clear to top with his goo.
When I was in the Air Force, buddies and I would see who could make up the cleverest alliterative sentence for requesting a blow job from a girl. Here are a few I recall and the first contains a word I re-used above:
“How’d you like to lay a loose, loving liplock on my long, lanky log?”
“Why don’t you masticate my malleable member?”
“May I shove my shapely shaft into your chute?”
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