A filthy old farmer named Sam
Was suspected of liking to wham
His livestock from behind;
Sheriff showed up to find
The old bastard had gone on the lamb.
I've broken a Blogspot rule here (no bestiality) but so far we've avoided their other one - no incest. Anyway, here's my favorite Spoonerism joke:
Q. What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
A. Mick says, "Hey, you, get offa my cloud" and the Scot says, "Hey, McLeod! Get offa my ewe!"
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