Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
1557. Partial payback
A prison cook never did squeal When she got knocked up by a con's eel She had an abortion But saved a small portion To put in the rapist's next meal.